~ Gulratan Singh Kohli
Respected Principals and teachers,
Dear friends,
News of the day by Gulratan Singh Kohli S-7A, Class of 84.
Respected Principals and teachers,
Dear friends,
News of the day by Gulratan Singh Kohli S-7A, Class of 84.
News has just come in that about 150 men and women have taken over a resort outside Delhi.
These people who are mostly in their late 40’s have been found to do crazy things. In fact one of them who is majorly into horses has actually named a Filly after one of the lovely ladies in the group. Taking cue from this one of the members of this group who runs a dairy farm has offered to name a new born baby jersey cow after any lady in this group but no one has come forth yet to give their name and confirmations are awaited.
These people who are mostly in their late 40’s have been found to do crazy things. In fact one of them who is majorly into horses has actually named a Filly after one of the lovely ladies in the group. Taking cue from this one of the members of this group who runs a dairy farm has offered to name a new born baby jersey cow after any lady in this group but no one has come forth yet to give their name and confirmations are awaited.
This group is known for their great camaraderie and proof is when one lady breaks her foot the other one follows by breaking her leg to give her company.
A whats app group named MHS 84 was started a few months back which has resulted in 3 divorces and 6 separations.
Not to be left behind another group named Naughty MHS 84 was also started sometime back due to which 20 more divorce petitions have been filed.
A new member has recently joined the MHS 84 family and has been aptly name the ARJUN Yantra, which has been named after its mentor Mr. Arjun Sharma. This yantra has eased out a lot of problems of this group for selfies that the group is very famous for.
At a special ceremony Whats app has given awards to Mr. Piyush Jain and Mr. Sandeep Bhagat due to whom whats app was sold at an amazing price to Mr. Mark Zuckerberg. Speaking of Mark Zuckerberg breaking news has just come in that he is disposing off Face Book as its share prices have slid to an all-time low as Ms. Jyotika Bhaskar has not posted anything on it for the last 33 minutes.
Tigre Blanc a famous Vodka brand from France have introduced their new Vodka called Tigress Anshu which is 5 times more potent than any other Vodka.
There’s good news for Aampapar lovers in Mizoram as they open their 51st outlet in the 51st Select city mall recently opened there.
In a great gesture the Kunwar and Kunwarani of Ashgarabad have decided to convert their Haveli and fort at Ashgarabad into a resort and name it the 84 Ki Haveli. Membership is free for the group and includes great food by Lucknowi chefs flown in at short notice. They have even offered to build western style toilets to facilitate easy disposal of the great food they would be serving there.
Not to be left behind prominent Goan resident Mr. Sandeep Bhagat has offered to buy an island around Goa to create an old age retirement home for his fellow colleagues of MHS 84.
In a surprise move noted Industrialist Mr. Sunil Sukumaran has announced that there would be a year’s free supply of Hummus for MHS 84. People interested may please register with his P.A.
A new Bond Movie has been announced with 2 Bonds. The story is about twins separated at child birth. Mr. Rony Kaula and Mr. Rohit Sethi have graciously accepted to play the 2 Bonds in this movie aptly named Bali Girls.
Speaking of Films 3 great Directors have come to Light from the MHS 84 Family. Mr.Aditya Seth for his movie Bahadur the accidental brave whose 4500th screening is being held in a small coastal town in Kerala, Mr.Sharad Sharan whose movie Leganda Budak Setan no: 24th has hit screens lately and Mr.Vikram Chopra who has taken his directional skills to a new high. Mr.Vikram Chopra is also incidentally the creator of the Naughty MHS 84 group which is providing support to a lot of underprivileged men and women who do not even have clothes to wear.
Weather News
A Sunny day is predicted with heavy showers of Vodka and Beer. People have been requested to go slow on breakfast as there would be a tsunami of great food followed by a hail storm of Desserts.
A Sunny day is predicted with heavy showers of Vodka and Beer. People have been requested to go slow on breakfast as there would be a tsunami of great food followed by a hail storm of Desserts.
Yeh thi Khabar ab tak,
Intezar kijiye agli baar tak.
